reapersun:

i drew my weird hannigram dream

post s3 murder husbands buying and running a gourmet grocery store together

they
keep arguing about how high end their produce should be (because
hannibal wants to stock shit like squid ink and will is just like wtf
don’t waste my time with this shit *shuffles papers in the office
upstairs*)

and
will is the manager and keeps hiring goth teenagers as cashiers/baggers
because he knows hannibal and their snobby customers hate them but he
likes them so basically he’s adopting goth teenagers

and
hannibal works in meats and wears a long apron 100% of the time and
white shirts with the sleeves rolled up over his forearms P: and he lets
his stubble grow out and he pretends he doesn’t speak english in public
so that people ignore him and also pretends to be french

so
he argues with will in french about how they absolutely need 30
jars of duck fat and will answers in english and everyone thinks
they’re fucking adorable